Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, which often results in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $20, you get three Good car washes at Victory Lane Full Service Car Wash in Racine (a $40 value).
Victory Lane Full Service Car Wash welcomes the chance to revamp dingy four-wheelers of all kinds, from pizza-stained jalopies to rain-splattered roadsters. The Good wash begins with a ride onto the touchless conveyor system, which shuttles your car through high-pressure water and mild detergents without scratching the paint job. After vehicular alchemy turns mud splatters into a luminous shine and nimble-handed attendants towel dry external contours, attendants shift their attention to the interior. A thorough vacuuming removes stray licorice strips and silt deposits from carpets and seat crevasses; then staffers wipe the dashboard clean and expunge interior windows of smudges. Motorists can expect a total wash time of 15–25 minutes, depending on vehicle size and the speed of time.