Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon: for $99, you get six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments at Vida Spa (a $1,200 value).
The staff at Vida Spa harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
At the medically-supervised Vida Spa, a team of nurses, aestheticians, medical-grade skincare specialists, and staff doctor may not be physically able to achieve their mission of taking clients to “paradise,” but they do their best. A luxe roster of treatments creates a skin-focused heaven on earth. The staff slathers faces with antioxidants during specialty facials and funnels vitamins directly into the blood stream to both encourage beautification from the inside out and exact retribution on veins that reroute daily multivitamins to their favorite organs.