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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon for a massage to Vidassage LLC, located in the Release to Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a 60-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $41, you get a 90-minute massage (an $85 value).
Licensed massage therapist Cynthia Balderrama draws on her background in deep-tissue massage, trigger-point therapy, and positional release as she applies nimble, extensively trained hands to aching muscles. Cynthia individualizes massages according to client preference, focusing on a specific strain or pursuing complete relaxation the way the Knights of the Round Table pursued the fabled Holy Backscratcher. A 90-minute kneading gives time for a more holistic approach, treating the entire body to knot untying and also zeroing in on complaint areas. Cynthia specializes in addressing chronically tight muscles with a stern tone of voice and a notarized eviction notice. Located in the Release to Wellness Center, Vidassage maintains a calming environment with a serene image of dropping water on the wall to symbolize rejuvenation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.