Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a one-hour Swedish massage and one-hour facial (a $130 total value) at Villa Toscana Day Spa in Fountain Hills.

The certified staff at Villa Toscana Day Spa tirelessly aspire to rejuvenate aching creatures with a multifaceted attack on tension. A 60-minute Swedish massage smoothes out tension bumps and stress spikes with a customized level of pressure, kneading dorsal muscles into a circulation frenzy for an entire hour. Restore peace to your mind's lawless frontispiece with the UltraCalming facial, which employs Dermalogica products to free faces from expired skin cells and daily grunge with exfoliation and double cleansing. Next, a soothing facial massage targets pressure points that release tension built up from years of squinting in eye exams and street-style tickle fights. Facials end with a refreshing trio of toner, facial mask, and SPF moisturizer, sending renewed faces into the ether with a shield of solar defense.