What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Soothe muscles and foster the food chain with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get two full-body acupuncture treatments (a $70 Value) at Village Community Acupuncture in Sherman Oaks.
At Village Community Acupuncture, licensed acupuncturists dot the epidermis with tension-terminating tines. Like a sewing circle or blowfish-bowling club, Village Community Acupuncture offers clients a carefree, communal needle nexus. Settle into one of eight commodious reclining chairs and bask in soothing shared silence in the facility’s intimate, tranquil environs. An experienced specialist will first map out your body's tension topography, from physical ailments such as muscle and joint pains to mental manifestations such as anxiety, addictions, or insomnia. Needles are sterile, stainless steel, and hair-thin and will take up temporary residence in the hands, arms, feet, legs, head, ears, or neck for up to an hour, depending on the patient's preferences and the latest television schedule of Hee Haw.
An accessible, community-focused endeavor, Village Community Acupuncture also offers reduced fees for those who deign to bedeck their epidermis with benign barbs more than once a week, making it an affordable way to combat aches, pains, and braggadocious balloons.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $20 fee may apply. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.