What You'll Get
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Today’s deal gets you into the three-day booze-steeped bacchanal spanning All Hallows Eve Eve, All Hallows Eve, and All Hallows Post-Eve Morning: the annual Halloweekend Pub Crawl. With this Groupon, $15 gets you a three-day pass to all events.
Get warmed up for the massive spookfest with access to the Halloweve Happy Hour Pub Crawl, departing from TG Whitney’s on Friday, October 30; revel amid masquerading throngs in the main pubtacular event on Halloween, departing from seven different registration locations; finally, nip a hair from the dog that bit you with the medicinal, brunch-time Halloween Hangover Pub Crawl, departing from the Village Pourhouse in East Village on November 1. More than 100 bars are participating over the course of three days, each offering a variety of drink specials. Your ticket includes:
- $2 Bud Light
- 2-for-1 Halloween cocktails
- No cover at any bar
- Discounted food at some venues
- Party favors and candy
When you arrive at the departure points of each crawl, you’ll receive a wristband, a cup, and a map showing all participating bars and known wendigo-sighting locations. Wander from bar to bar at your leisure in any order that strikes your fancy. More than 2,500 costumed merrymakers participated in last year’s citywide crawl, so put on your Halloween finery and join the trudging mass of zombies and ghouls moaning for beer and brains. Get this Groupon for a Halloween you’ll never remember.
Guide to Recognizing Your Monsters
Going from bar to bar amid throngs of masked revelers has one inherent danger: the more you imbibe, the weaker your ability to differentiate between costumed partygoers and actual ghost-monsters. Use this guide to distinguish between dressed-up drinkers and actual bloodthirsty paranormal specters:
Is the “dracula” surrounded by sexy nurses?
Monster Status: REAL. Only a real dracula is that charming.
Is the “ghost” holding a cup, wearing beads, and slurring its “Boos?”
Monster Status: REAL. You know how ghosts get when they start drinking.
Is the “wolfman” covered in fresh blood and attacking everyone with its sharp claws?
Monster Status: FAKE. Don’t give the fake, bloody wolfman any attention. It’ll only encourage it to continue slaughtering everyone.
Is the “Grim Reaper” on a cell phone?
Monster Status: Unfortunately, REAL. If you can see him, it’s your time.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 1, 2009. Amount paid never expires. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.