What You'll Get
Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of dry-cleaning services from Village Square Cleaners for pickup or home delivery. Village Square’s fleet of garment-fresheners eradicates stains and cares for clothing with a full slate of dry-cleaning services, delivering their handiwork directly to homes and offices of the northern Virginia area. Eliminating the hassle and strained hamstrings that accompany carting your own launderables, a company van will pick up your soiled wares and return them washed and sparkling within 24 hours. Village Square Cleaners offers this service to those in Reston, Herndon, Dulles, Ashburn, South Riding, Franklin Farms, Tysons, Vienna, Sterling, and Great Falls; those outside of the delivery area can pick up their freshly-laundered body blankets at one of Village Square's five area locations. Submit ink-stained suit or a wine-freckled dress for a swift and speedy sanitizing ($14.03 each), or imbue a bedspread with a spotless new sheen ($23.90 for king or queen). Village Square can also grant cleanmancy to sheets, (starting at $5.11), tablecloths (starting at $12.77), and pillowcases ($3.48) accused of harboring fugitive dust bunnies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. No cash back. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Village Square Cleaners
Since 1972, Village Square Cleaners's team of drivers and dirt-fighters has escorted clothing to the business' service bases and then back home to clients within the Tyson-Dulles corridor. At each location, every garment, textile, and pillowcase stops at four inspection stations on its way to purification—a process that ensures that dirt and debris have been evicted from every fiber. Village Square Cleaners can return refreshed garments to their owners on the day after pickup and will accept any unwanted hangers to recycle into antennas for two-way radios.