Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't "mail fraud," is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 30-minute refresh facial, plus a 60-minute deep-relaxation massage at Ville de Coco (a $170 value), located inside the Outrigger Luana Waikiki Hotel.

Topping Ville de Coco's bill of specialists is owner and executive manicurist Coco, who is committed to rejuvenating sapped soul sacks with a variety of spa services. Like finding a long-lost relative under a pile of dirty socks, patrons are reunited with healthier skin after the 30-minute refresh facial, administered in the spa's clean, cream-colored confines ($55), while a 60-minute deep-relaxation massage kneads away tension, fatigue, and floury residue with help from Ville de Coco's signature massage oil ($115). Guests who nab today's deal can also take advantage of free valet parking, making this Groupon the perfect recipe for a day ripe with mind, body, and vehicle validation.