Snow-white teeth provide chomper camouflage for trips to the North Pole, concealing them from their natural predator: elves. Protect your smile from Santa's thieving minions with today's Groupon: for $195, you get the KöR teeth-whitening treatment (a $600 value) at Vineyard Dental Group. The dental doyens at Vineyard Dental Group practice the full mouth-swishing scope of general and cosmetic dentistry, applying their know-how to teeth of all shades, ages, and sharpness to ensure a gleaming grin. Using the safe, comfortable KöR whitening system (about a 90-minute treatment), teeth taskmasters will size up jaw pearls and make a specialized mouth guard to hold the take-home whitening serum against teeth. After a week or two of daily treatment, your masticators will appear up to 16 shades whiter. Unlike over-the-counter treatments, KöR products promise permanent results and won't harm teeth and gums with harsh chemicals or harsh comments about flossing habits.
On his website, Dr. Gary Arabatyan compares his dental practice to artistry. “I view my patient’s smile as my canvas,” he says, a paint-splattered toothbrush in his hand. Using his years of experience, Dr. Arabatyan transforms grins into visual masterpieces by cleaning mouths, whitening teeth, and replacing chipped enamel with ceramic fronts, crafted in-house. The artistic attention to detail also extends to the practice’s furnishings. Guests can dreamily gaze into a saltwater fish tank and enjoy DVDs in each treatment room.