Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $87, you get one night's stay in the bayview tier 3 suite at the Virginia Beach Resort Hotel & Conference Center (up to a $225 value).
The Virginia Beach Resort Hotel provides getaway-seekers a sumptuous resting experience. In the bayview tier 3 suite, spacious, stylishly appointed rooms give way to sprawling beachside views, sporting a duo of double beds and a queen-sized pullout to nuzzle in after long hours spent enjoying the microwaves, coffeemakers, cable TV, and Internet access in every room. During the day, partake of activities including golf, tennis, and biking, or lounge on a private beach where only a select few can behold your back-filling Gene Hackman tattoo. The resort also features a jacuzzi, indoor-outdoor pool, and a fully equipped health room.
The attached fine-dining eatery Tradewinds Restaurant delights epicurean taste buds accustomed to most resorts' sand-filled sandwiches, while families can plan day-trips to nearby attractions such as the Virginia Aquarium and Busch Gardens. The facility is also green-certified, working to preserve the same stunning beaches and sunsets its balconies overlook.