What You'll Get
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon.
$100 for $1,200 Toward LASIK Eye Procedure
Dr. Scoper reshapes corneas so that eyes may see clearer with the all-laser LASIK procedure. After numbing the eyeballs, he creates a small flap in the ocular surface then uses an Allegretto Wave laser to whittle away sight-inhibiting tissue. The flap lowers to protect newly corrected corneas and patients will notice crisper vision right away and, more dramatically, the next day. The average price of the LASIK procedure for both eyes is $4,400–$4,800.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.