What You'll Get
If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $33, you get four-hour admission, equipment rental, unlimited CO2, and 200 paintballs for two at Virtual Assault Paintball Games (a $65.98 value).
Paint-slingers ages 10 and older can engage in colorful warfare throughout Virtual Assault's dotted battlegrounds, strategizing with teammates in a 12,000-square-foot indoor arena or 14,000-square-foot outdoor field. Before the four-hour battle begins, participants first don masks to shield their eyes, noses, and mouths from high-velocity paintballs and finger-painting kindergartners. With 200 paintballs, unlimited CO2, and a semiautomatic marker at your disposal, human targets become living canvases weaving in and out of a variety of obstacles and inflatable bunkers. Sharpshooters can twirl their Dali mustaches and make artwork of their rivals, then replenish their ammo by purchasing additional paintballs by the round (all paintballs used must be purchased on-site).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 4 per visit. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.