Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor: for $90, you get a microdermabrasion and oxygen-treatment combination at Visage de Beauté (a $220 value) in Northbrook.
Visage de Beauté refreshes façades with microdermabrasion treatments that utilize diamond chips to excavate the top layer of skin—clearing away dead skin cells and leaving faces smoother, healthier, and younger looking (a $125 value). The Echo 2 Plus oxygen treatment will then seek to reverse signs of aging caused by sun and pollution (a $95 value). After exfoliation, a vitamin-enriched mask deluges subepidermis cells with osmotic hydration. This clears the way for a vapor mist of pure oxygen gas, which will infiltrate the lower dermal layer with vitamins and minerals to refresh tired skin, restoring it to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed.