The Hamburglar started out as a hand burglar, but soon found that unkempt appendages could not be sold on the black market, even on the dollar menu. Offer up a side of manicured fingers with each handshake with the help of today’s Groupon: for $24, you get a mani-pedi at Visible Changes Hair and Nails (a $48 value).
Visible Changes' nail artisans whittle fashionable fingers and toes with relaxing mani-pedi services, drawing in phalanges for more than 18 years. Detailing doyens slough away outdated layers with a salt or sugar scrub, exfoliating mitts until skin glows brighter than a desert nomad's tinfoil hat. Experienced nail wranglers push back overbearing cuticles and shape nails, aligning edges into snag-resistant squares or exact replicas of car keys. The decadigit makeover concludes with a buff and polish, arraying fingers and toes in a mood-matching pigment.