Nearsightedness impairs one’s ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of prescription eyewear at Vision Professionals’ New Albany or Columbus locations.

Vision Professionals offers designer frames and up-to-the-minute lens technologies for standard and hard-to-fit prescriptions. Standard lenses are crafted from Trivex, a lightweight and hard-to-scratch surface, putting stunt doubles and badger keepers at ease. Give naturally entrancing eyes an extra kick with frames from Kate Spade, Coach, Tag Heuer, or Oakley (designer frames from $199).

Fill in frames with premium lenses for single-vision (from $99) or premium no-line bifocal lenses (from $350). Or bundle up on vision necessities: value-package glasses, with single-vision lenses, value frames, and a complimentary laser vision brochure, start at $99, and value progressive-lens packages start at $199.

This Groupon can also be used toward a new patient eye exam with experienced doctors for first-time visitors and first-time mothers with recently sprouted retral eyes ($148.50 for patients without insurance). Leftover funds can be put toward frames or lenses.