A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon to Visionary Eye Care. Choose between the following services:

• For $45, you get a Level I facial treatment (a $95 value).
• For $179, you get three Level II facial treatments (up to a $435 value).
  
  

Visionary Eye Care's professional staff enhances peeper-canvases with a menu of customizable facials and medical-grade peels. With the Level I facial, customers can choose between two styles. The signature facial's concoction of Vitamin C, glycolic acid, and enzymes caresses rosacea-prone, dry, and uncontrollably sobbing pores while gently eradicating hyperpigmentation and increasing cell turnover for a glowing visage. Alternately, the organic passion peptide lift, a non-chemical peel designed to naturally rejuvenate and smooth the skin, blends a fruity fusion of citric acids including papaya and mango.

Beauty seekers of any skin type can opt for three customized Level II lift treatments, boasting exfoliating enzymes and acids that shimmy deep within the cellular walls to ignite collagen production like a bottle of chardonnay and a Barry White album for the skin. Fine lines fade with the retinol-infused wrinkle lift treatment; the acne lift treatment's beta-hydroxy solution mollifies visages plagued by persistent pore cloggers. Smoothing out sunspots and reducing redness, the lightening lift treatment instills a glowing complexion brighter than a burning pile of unicorn horns.

Housing a medical and surgical facility, Visionary Eye Care's contemporary interior drips with modern décor such as the waiting room's glistening pendant lights highlighted against pale yellow walls that host eye charts laden with subliminal messages.