Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with this Groupon.
$17 for $70 Worth of Any Custom-Printing Service or Product from Vistaprint
In a Nutshell
Web-based design tools let users customize cards, calendars, mugs, and T-shirts with personalized text and images
The Fine Print
Expires Apr 12th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Online only. Cannot be combined with other offers or partner programs. Must redeem online at www.vistaprint.com/groupon17. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid for all Vistaprint items. Shipping and sales tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The Groupon Guide to: Star Treatment
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you don't need to be a celebrity to demand to be treated like one. Follow these tips of the rich and famous to start living like a star right away:
Spend money conspicuously. If you see a dress you want, tell the clerk "I must have this dress." Then pay him $3,200 to explain that nothing in the glass cases is for sale because you are in the Regional Whaling Museum.
Acquire a dog slightly too big for your purse. This will ensure that the dog's head is always visible and that the dog does not get lost in the bottom of your purse with half-eaten packages of Certs, containers of Carmex, and drawings of your future butler.
Dine exclusively at Carl's Jr., the only restaurant worthy of having a star right in their logo.
Get into any club by telling the bouncer "I just bought this place." By the time they reach Deborah Kovacs at Moreno Group Realtors & Mortgage to confirm your equity, you'll have already danced the night away.