What You'll Get
Eyeglasses correct vision, make people look more intelligent, and—when worn upside down—enable a dormant wad of gray matter in the brain to control the Hubble Telescope. Unleash your satellite-wielding capacities with today's Groupon: for $80, you get $235 toward a complete pair of prescription eyeglasses or sunglasses at Visualeyes, located in the Centennial Physicians Park Building on Patterson Street.
Led by a licensed dispensing optician who ensures that specs ($145+) are appropriately fit to each client's face and each client's face double's face, the cornea connoisseurs at Visualeyes outfit peepers with stylish frames from designers such as Lafont, Fendi, and Tom Ford. Single-vision lenses ($90+) and progressive lenses ($150+) can be enhanced with an antireflective coating ($90) to ward off wasted minutes pondering the true meaning of The Real World, or endowed with a solid tint ($20) or polarized lenses ($80) to protect baby blues from the sun's harsh glare. About one week after picking out new frames and lenses, your nose will be united with its more adorned half.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Not valid for sale items. Valid only toward complete pairs. Not valid for eye exams, contact lenses, or non-prescription sunglasses. Not valid with insurance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.