While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a 60-minute deep tissue massage (an $80 value) at Vital Body Therapy. Combining massage expertise with an overall sense of wellness care, Vital Body Therapy operates under the firm, friendly hands of certified massage therapist Jennifer Galvin, a runner-up for best massage therapist in Good Times for 2010. After rolling up today's Groupon, guests will receive the orthopedic/deep-tissue massage, a 60-minute melt featuring direct pressure, stretching, and long strokes along muscle fibers. Though this massage modality is typically administered for injury relief, guests of all needs will still be able to relax, recharge, and revisit any envious outlooks toward well-kneaded pizza dough.

Reviews

Ten Yelpers give Vital Body Therapy and CMT Jennifer Galvin a five-star average rating:

• Jennifer is a rock star among massage therapists. Highly skilled, incredibly gifted, she's given me the best massages of my life--and I'm a massage junkie! Amazingly powerful, deep, slow work left me in a puddle time and time again. ¬– Jaeleen B., Yelp
• Jennifer is incredible. I have seen her for the past three months and she has really helped with my running injuries. Her studio is very relaxing and she is very attentive. – Becky S., Yelp