What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $30, you get two office visits including an exam and consultation with a thermal scan, four X-rays, and one adjustment if needed at Vital Force Upper Cervical Clinic in Glendale (up to a $215 value). With Missouri State Chiropractors Association member Dr. Elizabeth Bagley at the helm, Vital Force Upper Cervical Clinic helps patients restore balance to their bodies by finding and correcting misalignments at the base of the skull. Treatments may help relieve headaches, back pain, chronic fatigue, and aches caused by roadrunner chases off of steep cliff sides. Before any physical adjustments take place, however, Dr. Bagley's chiropractic coterie conducts an exhaustive consultation and examination during the first office visit to ensure that her artful tweaking is correct for each individual. Dr. Bagley performs a battery of inspections, including motion, chiropractic, orthopedic, and neurological tests, as well as a thermal scan that measures heat emitted from the body to diagnose the health of the central nervous system. The examination will determine whether or not x-rays are necessary; subsequent x-rays determine the necessity for physical adjustments, to be performed on a second visit.
Vital Force uses low-impact adjustments that do not involve twisting, cracking, popping, or noogies to straighten out the healing highway, and their space contains peaceful relaxation suites where patients rest so the body can effectively hold the correction. The initial two visits take approximately one hour, and corrections can be monitored on subsequent visits to prevent any interruption in the body's healing process. New patient forms are available for download should a patient desire to fill them out ahead of time or add them to a growing medical-form scrapbook.
Six Google Mappers give Vital Force Upper Cervical Clinic a five-star average:
- A teenage son, enough said right, Dr. Bagley talked to to [sic] him like a caring big sister and held no punches he followed through and has been doing fine. – Michael
- With adjustments by Dr. Bagley the headaches are few and far between!! Dr. Bagley always has a great attitude and always makes my attitude more positive after an appointment. – Boca
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. New patients only. Not valid to patients with Medicare or Medicaid. Not valid with other offers. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.