It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a 60-minute massage plus a health consultation (a $65 value) at Vitality Health Services, valid at both the Hayward and Fremont locations.
At Vitality Health Services, patients achieve their health goals with the help of Dr. Rishi Shahani's cadre of considerate, professional chiropractic professionals. During the eight-point chiropractic consultation, a trained therapist delves into your health history with an emphasis on events, conditions, and poorly executed cannonballs that could be affecting the well-being of your hindside. The ensuing 60-minute Swedish massage is tailored to tame specific symptoms using a combination of five different strokes to tap, knead, lift, and vibrate cantankerous columns. Relax as muscles are soothed, stimulated, and encouraged to try spot-on Slinky mimicking down stadium stairs.