Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get your choice of a one-hour massage, a one-hour facial, or a mani-pedi (up to a $95 value) at Vitality Wellness Spa, located in Reading on Linden Street.

Vitality specializes in providing revitalizing treatments with an extra nugget of gentleness folded into each service. With today's deal, choose to partake in one of the following three treatments:

• A one-hour vitality massage ($85) is customized to meet the needs of your tattered torso. The skilled massage therapist will draw from a relaxing tool belt of deep-tissue, Swedish, sports, shiatsu, and hot-stone techniques to craft a one-of-a-kind massage treatment for your muscles and increasingly less nervous system.

• A one-hour custom facial ($95) is likewise designed to match your skin type and skull contours. All treatments come complete with advanced exfoliation, a hot-stone massage, deep pore extractions, a soothing finishing mask, and a toe-titillating foot scrub for revivification from your head down to your leg supporters.

• A mani-pedi ($70) includes a 30-minute manicure and 60-minute pedicure for significantly less bedraggled phalanges both above and below your equator. The treatment includes nail shaping, exfoliation, and cuticle softening, with your choice of natural nail buff or polish.

Vitality's full-service wellness spa is the ebullient brain baby of aesthetician Christina Olivia, who, as owner, is dedicated to encouraging a balanced lifestyle for all her customers. The environment is decked out in soothing natural hues and beautifully made furnishings, including dark wooden pedicure chairs placed before copper-hued foot tubs that add an aesthetically pleasing layer to each indulgent spa service. Only all-natural, paraben-free products are used in Vitality's services, and the spa regularly contribute a portion of its net profit to a variety of charities.

Reviews

Patrons of Vitality Wellness Spa are too busy being pampered to write many reviews of their experiences. Eight Citysearchers give it an average of 4.5 stars, and three Yelpers give it a four-star average.

• The facials are out of this world because they are all custom made specifically for you. No cookie cutter therapies or feeling of being "just another client". – KimberlyO, Citysearch
• Everyone is so friendly, and they make you feel so relaxed and welcome. – J B., Yelp