Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon from Vividly Clean, valid within a 20-mile radius of Anoka. Choose from the following options:
- For $135, you get three house-cleaning sessions for a home smaller than 2,000 square feet ($270 value).
- For $160, you get three house-cleaning sessions for a home smaller than 3,000 square feet ($320 value).
- For $200, you get three house-cleaning sessions for a home 3,000–5,000 square feet ($400 value).
The residential washerpersons at Vividly Clean scrub away indoor pollution, performing exhaustive services for every nook and cranny. Home beautifiers work their way through three-hour sessions, disinfecting bathroom sinks, tubs, and toilets, before wiping down vanities and washing mirrors for optimal vampire detection. Hands scour kitchens, washing and dusting countertops, cabinets, and appliances before emptying out garbage cans, and cleaning out microwaves filthy from incinerating the contents of garbage cans. Bedrooms are transformed in to a dreamer's paradise, as linens are changed and acrobatic dust bunnies are purged from ceiling fans while vacuums glide over every square inch of Burber. Vividly Clean promises to reclean any room within 24 hours if a client finds that it's not up to snuff.
Licensed and insured cleaners from Vividly Clean move quickly through houses, their brooms and brushes rasping softly and their vacuums purring. The professional maids arrive wielding their own cleaning supplies and equipment to scour surfaces and remove moon-dusty footprints on the ceiling left behind by rude astronaut houseguests. Office carpets can be groomed during basic and one-time commercial cleanings, and during residential sprucings, the crew empties the trash, dusts lampshades, and cleans kitchen appliances.