What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get any one-hour massage at Vssage (a $75 value).
Voted one of the top five massages in Sacramento in KCRA’s A-List poll, Vssage’s stress-busting kneads emanate from the capable hands of empathetic owner Vonda Ricciardi. Select a one-hour bodywork session from a variety of massage modalities, and let Ricciardi target deep-seated sore spots with trigger-point therapy or soothe away memories of Connect Four losses with gliding Swedish strokes. Hawaiian Lomi Lomi, a traditional holistic treatment that mimics a cat's paws, promotes digestion and restoration, and Swe-Thai stretches out tendons to re-center discombobulated chi. Customers shed stress and anxiety while soothing tense muscles, with newfound clear-headedness and rubberized bodies helping them achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around them, or finally beat Galaga.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.