What You'll Get
Video games were originally invented by the military as a way to teach men and women in uniform how to effectively leap over barrels and which color of ghost is safe to eat. Prepare yourself for the martial life with today's Groupon: for $14, you get seven hours of gaming rollover minutes at Vulcan GameBox (a $28 value).
Vulcan GameBox provides PC and console gamers with a place to try out the latest titles, compete over LAN, and socialize with fellow lovers of electronic entertainment. The center contains 36 gaming stations outfitted with PCs, Xbox 360s, PS3s, and Wiis, as well as all of the most popular games. Rollover minutes, like Spam and accusations of rigging the 12th grade student-council elections, do not expire (until the Groupon expires) and can be used during all regular store hours. Vulcan GameBox also offers a rewards program that bestows sundry perks upon frequent gamers including rank, access to special events, in-store currency, and the right to speak in Internet slang.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. New customers only. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.