Over time, hair has been evolutionarily selected to appear higher and higher on the human body, until by the late '50s it had congregated almost entirely on the head. Keep your hair from levitating away altogether with today's Groupon: for $29, you get $60 worth of services at Wabi Sabi Hair Artistry.

The friendly stylists at the chic salon employ the use of eco-friendly Aveda products to transform tousled and overgrown tresses into handsome and flattering permanent headwear. Your Groupon is good for any services at the salon, so seize this opportunity to get a women’s shampoo, shaping, and style ($40+), or bring a disappointing date and watch him become dapper before your very eyes with a men’s colour and cut ($60). For a formal occasion, drop in for an upsweep ($60+), or treat stressed strands and scalp to a massage and deep-conditioning treatment ($40+). In addition to primping ladies, Wabi Sabi offers a full menu of men’s services, with everything from facial-hair trimming ($5+) to hair tattooing (consult stylist) and dragon-slaying.

A sophisticated Aveda salon, Wabi Sabi cocoons guests in its warm colour palette and sleek furnishings, while light fixtures dangle golden trinkets like light bulbs of inspiration above each styling chair. Facial waxing and eyebrow services allow visitors to tint an off-colour brow ($10) or strip a fuzzy chin ($15+) bare of its natural bushiness before a big date or dissertation defense.