What You'll Get
Bored animals can easily get anxious, resulting in rebellious behavior such as furniture gnawing and forming a punk-rock cover band. Quash canine caterwauling with today's Groupon: for $49, you get five 30-minute weekday dog walks from Waggy Walkys (a $100 value). Dog walkers will be dispatched from all three Waggy Walkys locations in Virginia, Washington D.C., and Maryland. In Maryland, Waggy Walkys is only valid in Montgomery County.
Waggy Walkys' canine caretakers exercise and entertain Rovers and Fidos during five 30-minute weekday walks. Background-checked and packing fully stocked first-aid kits, walkers can pick up pooches while their owners are otherwise occupied with work, social engagements, or hand-painting Susan Lucci action figures. And after each excursion, walkers will fill out a report log to document your pet's behavior.
Though this Groupon is not valid for weekend walks, Waggy Walkys offers other kinds of scheduling flexibility. Dog owners can choose to sprinkle walks over several weeks or schedule them for five consecutive days. Additional pets can be added to walking services for $3 each, and for $2, report logs can be magicked into text messages that will zoom instantaneously across the ether like a carrier pigeon wearing a jet pack.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Not valid on holidays. Valid only Mon. - Fri. from 9AM to 5PM. Surcharges may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.