Fear is the secret to happy marriages, lasting friendships, and the final ingredient in numerous madman-created serums. Inject a healthy dose of fear into your life with today’s Groupon to the Warehouse of Terrors in Milton. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get two tickets to the haunted house (up to a $40 value).
- For $37, you get four tickets to the haunted house (up to an $80 value).<p>
The Warehouse of Terrors celebrates its inaugural scare season—starting October 1 and going through October 31—with a one-way journey into the depths of an abandoned, ghoul-filled warehouse. Poor souls ages 13 and older journey through blood-curdling, 25-minute voyages that populate a calendar of Friday and Saturday evenings and the Sunday and Monday of Halloween. Twenty miles outside Wichita, the old Suppesville Furniture warehouse hosts shadows spliced by thin tendrils of fog and flashing light, where undead creatures roam and trade stock tips. Intrepid scouts who venture past the entryway may stumble upon a butcher’s room, where the resident knife-wielder performs shocking acts of violence. Thrill-seekers who survive the warehouse are rewarded with an adrenaline-tinged sense of accomplishment and a surefire method for getting attractive ghostbusters’ phone numbers.
Though the Warehouse of Terrors sometimes offers discounted admission online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
Warehouse of Terrors
Once the location of an unassuming furniture store, the Warehouse of Terrors now crawls with otherworldly denizens whose only interest in carpentry extends to their victims’ coffins. Over the course of 20–25 grisly minutes, interlopers navigate mazes built from derelict pallets and wend their way through vignettes populated by ghastly mannequins. Zombies, specters, and clowns lie in wait in the dark rooms, between which lie claustrophobic hallways, uneven walkways, and exit signs that point only downward.