What You'll Get
The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon: for $16, you get a mobile full-service car wash from Wasch-Meister (a $35 value).
Wasch-Meister's licensed, bonded, and insured car crusaders transform wagons with thorough cleaning services. After arriving at a customer-specified location, dirt demolishers hand-wash vehicles inside and out using only soft water, which, unlike hard water, is more considerate of a car's fragile ego. Auto technicians then wipe down doorjambs, windows, and mirrors, as well as dressing rims, tires, and trim to protect against premature fading from sunlight and weather. Inside, a vigorous wipe-down cleans off dashboards and all leather and vinyl surfaces, and an all-consuming vacuum eradicates the floor‘s expertly curated filth collection. Car washes conclude with a jet air-dry for rapid unmoistening, so Wasch-Meister's motor magicians can swiftly disappear, leaving car-owners with a ride restored to its former just-off-the-lot glory.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per car. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.