What You'll Get
Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon to Wash Around the Clock. This Groupon is valid at all three Tallahassee locations. Choose between the following options:
• For $19, you get two 25-pound, single-person laundry bag drop-offs to be used during the same month (a $39.99 value).
• For $35, you get two large, family-size laundry bag drop-offs to be used during the same month (a $74.99 value).
Boasting cozy and spotless confines that sport free WiFi and flat-screen TVs, Wash Around the Clock keeps customers covered in pristinely cleaned clothing with a brigade of brand-new washing equipment. Two 25-pound laundry bags are ideal for single persons or troupes of nudists who only own socks, while two large bags brag enough space to fill up to five loads each, accommodating the well-worn wardrobes of busy families. Customers can jam their satchels of either capacity to the brim with soiled slacks, dirty dresses, and jerseys rubbed in the grass after the game to feign gritty effort, then drop it off between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. on weekdays, or between 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. on weekends. After all body drapery is properly cleansed with hand-picked detergents and softeners, it's then carefully dried and folded. Loads dropped off in the morning may be ready for pick-up the same day.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per household. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.