If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the inch of dirt on your car window, a full-service car wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, you'll get an express wash at Wash Me Fast for $4 (a $12 value). This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.
A trip to the family-owned-and-operated Southchase car wash promises a clean, buff, and shine any car or minivan in three minutes flat. The quick clean includes all the essential Pinto-polishing services to get your ride in snazzy shape. As you recline for a three-minute nap, your ride will undergo a deluxe exterior double-soap wash, complete with underbody tickling and double wheel cleaning. The high-pressure wash includes a power air-dry and spray wax, as well as a triple-treatment polish, Black Magic tire shine, Rain-X, and interior do-it-yourself vacuum, leaving your car resplendent and reflective. Wash Me Fast recycles as much water as possible to conserve resources, and uses only biodegradable soaps and oil-free polishes and sealers. So duck in for a quick car cleaning on your way to a last-minute date or during a quick pit stop to brush away the mud during this year’s scavenger hunt.
Over the course of any three minutes, you could eat a packet of kosher hot dogs, master jiujitsu, or draft legislation that protects cats and Scientologists from employment discrimination. Make the most of a spare 180 seconds by running your car or chariot to an express cleaning and bask in the sunlight that finally breaks through to your car’s cab now that you’ve rid the vehicle of its outermost layer of soot.
Wash Me Fast will clean most types of vehicles. Click here for a list of restrictions.