What You'll Get
Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon: for $179, you get an express diode laser teeth whitening (a $559 value) and cosmetic consultative exam (a $350 value) at the Washington Institute for Dentistry & Laser Surgery in Chevy Chase, Maryland (a $909 total value).
Washington Institute for Dentistry & Laser Surgery's international oral-health clinician and dentist Dr. Claudia Cotca brightens teeth by several shades with laser whitening technology. During the appointment, the dentist laboriously examines teeth and gums to ensure oral health and assess the patient's eligibility for treatment. Dr. Cotca then daubs a bleaching solution on chompers stained by coffee, smoking, or ink-filled joke chewing gum, activating the whitening formula for up to ten minutes minutes with a semiconducting diode laser. Cleansing agents in the formula come to life under the energizing light, scouring stains to leave teeth striking enough to hoard attention in snapshots next to the Grand Canyon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice or $150 fee may apply. New clients only. Not valid for patients with gum inflammation or decay. Not valid with insurance. Consultation required. Service is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.