Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,799, you get a complete Invisalign treatment package at Washington Square Park Dental (a $6,000 value). The package includes:
- An initial examination
- Digital x-rays
At Washington Square Park Dental's LEED-certified, energy-efficient office, dental doyens ensure healthy, straight smiles by using advanced treatments. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial one-hour exam, including digital x-rays, photos, and impressions of mouthy terrains, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into alignment. Clients must return to the office approximately every six weeks for a 30-minute appointment to have a doctor appraise their dentins' drift and estimated value on the black market. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are removed only when eating, brushing, or flossing. As bodies sit back during their appointments, they can watch favorite sports, news, or professional hide-and-seek tournaments on a ceiling-mounted TV.
Washington Square Park Dental
Drs. Sara Creighton and Jared Pool take on inter-grin ailments with freshly minted technology and equipment at Washington Square Park Dental. Inside the specially designed modern office, ceiling-mounted TVs captivate patients reclining in cushy black chairs as oral experts examine chompers and penetrate enamel or jammed office safes with handheld digital x-rays. The dentists drill in the importance of prevention and patient education as they clean teeth and scour mouths for disease. Also specializing in endodontic care, bridges, fillings, and cosmetic procedures such as whitening and veneers, staffers unearth healthy smiles gleaming like a freshly waxed crystal ball. The eco-friendly, LEED-certified space welcomes clients into a chic waiting area flooded with natural light and bordered by a cocoa-toned bench.
1719 Powell St.
San Francisco, California 94133