What You'll Get
Washing a car, like performing taxidermy on a marlin, keeps it looking the way it did when it first came off the line. Preserve your greatest catch with today's Groupon: for $14, you get $30 worth of car washes at WaterWorks Express.
WaterWorks’ 180-foot cleaning chamber refreshes auto bodies in minutes without forcing their drivers to exit the vehicle. Liberate exteriors from grime, tree sap, and persistent hitchhikers by choosing from four levels of clean (or customize a wash with $2 add-ons). The express wash (a $6 value) massages autos with a high-pressure rinse, coats them in sealer wax, and showers tires and whitewalls. At the high end of the cleaning spectrum, the Rain-X wash (a $15 value) one-ups the express wash with an underbody degunking, a Blue Coral Triple Coat Polish, tire shine, and a rust inhibitor. To top things off, WaterWorks stylizes steel steeds with a 30-day Teflon bond and Rain-X body protectant.
All cars, no matter the cleaning style, conclude their tour with the Hurricane Drying System, which uses 13 blowers and three 1,000,000 BTU heaters to dry the car and leave it looking new enough that passing obstetricians will reflexively slap its behind. WaterWorks Express provides free vacuums after every wash in case motorists want to clean up after failed attempts to bake a cake during their morning commute.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.