What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an exam, x-rays, and full mouth cleaning at Waters Davidson Family Dentistry in Olathe, a $309 value.
Starting with a comprehensive exam (an $83 value), one of Waters Davidson’s smile specialists will screen mouths for problems such as decay, periodontal disease, and loitering tongues carrying boom boxes. X-rays (a $138 value) will provide more in-depth insight into the contour of each patient’s molar solar system to ensure there are no orbiting moons or hazardous comet cavities. The comprehensive checkup concludes with a mouth cleaning (an $88 value) that helps prevent future cavities, gingivitis,, and gum disease. Dr. Waters, his daughter Dr. Davidson, and their team of tooth whisperers have been in dental care for a combined 42 years, a remarkable feat considering teeth were just invented last year.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with insurance. Cleaning may be restricted for patients with periodontal disease. 48-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New patients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.