What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $20, you get three ultimate car washes (a $48 value) at Waterworks Car Wash in Jersey City.
Waterworks Car Wash's touchless exterior wash uses a high-powered, soap-and-water spray to cleanse every appendage of your car’s fast-and-furious body, including its soft underbelly. The ultimate wash further caresses your coupe's coat by cleaning the wheels with Wheel Brite and administering generous coatings of triple-foam polish, clear-coat protectant, tire shine, and underbody sealant. Waterworks' car cleansmen will complete the premier package by evicting filth from dashes, center consoles, windows, and carpets. As a final touch, an aromatic air freshener will be added to attract cars of the opposite gender or lonely hot-dog carts.
Open every day until the cars come home, Waterworks Car Wash plies its touchless, scratch-free trade with Jedi-like skills that leave customers satisfied every time. Hop in your replica of the Flintstone car, race down to Waterworks, and see about peeling the squashed dinosaur egg off your front wheel.
Google Mappers give Waterworks Car Wash a clean sweep of five out of five stars:
- I've been A [sic] patron of Waterworks for many years because they have the ultimate car washing system. If that were not enough the staff and, management feel the customer is always right. – Douglas
- Cannot say enough great things about this car wash. They take their time, treat your car with respect and return your vehicle as clean as when you drove it out of the showroom! I have been coming here for years. The owner runs his business the old-fashioned way-- friendly service and quality work at a very reasonable price. – paulgulya
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per automobile. Non-transferable. Valid for personal vehicles only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.