In the future, hair will serve as the most prominent status symbol, effectively ruining the careers of Michael Jordan and Yul Brynner's reanimated heads. Ensure cephalic success with today’s Groupon: for $33, you get a haircut, style, bottle of shampoo and conditioner, and your choice of lip or brow wax (a $66 total value) at Wavelength Salon & Day Spa on Dayton Street.

An Aveda concept salon, Wavelength provides a vast bounty of salon and spa services delivered by the hands of an experienced staff. Stale noodle nests can be effectively pampered with Wavelength's top-notch hair products and skillful styling. Instead of donning a fez year-round and loitering at smoky casinos, show off lustrous locks after receiving a haircut and style ($45). Practice proper hair care at home or en route to work in the driver’s seat with two travel-size bottles of Aveda Shampure shampoo and conditioner ($3.50 each). Finally, don an eye-catching frontispiece while shedding excess hair weight with your choice of a lip or brow wax ($14 each). The professional aestheticians go to great lengths to ensure each experience at Wavelength parallels the calm obtained from a bedtime story read by Morgan Freeman. Call to book your appointment.

All services must be booked for the same day. Valid for select stylists only.