What You'll Get
Automobile filth takes inspiration from the fast-paced vehicles it lives on, meaning it will inevitably road-trip off the car and onto nearby children or puppies. Blast dirt before it migrates with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a 100-day pass for unlimited Extreme exterior car washes at Waves Car Wash in West Roxbury (a $116 value).
Extreme exterior packages give motor-powered buddies more than a simple shower. They’ll get a pre-soak, an underwash for dirt hidden by petticoats, a wheel brightening, a rust-inhibitor treatment, Blue Coral sealer wax, Blue Coral triple foam, a spot-free rinse, a tire shine for car-sandal season, and a Rain-X treatment to help repel elemental buildup in inclement weather, blinding the sun and impressing local mail carriers. Windows are scrubbed until they perform as mirrors, and mirrors are polished until the objects in them appear cleaner than they may be.
An unlimited regimen of thorough bathing will prettify your ride for 100 consecutive days after redeeming this Groupon online, or until it’s fully potty trained.
Using three 1,500-gallon reclaimed water tanks to cut down on H20 waste, 160 solar panels to supply 20% of its power, and mostly biodegradable chemicals to spit-shine vehicles, Waves abides by environmentally friendly cleaning schemes and avoids contributing to the pools of besmirched soap muck that clog most streets.
Car washes help prevent the passing judgment of strangers, potential dates, and well-kempt squirrels, and they are a necessity if you don't want to stink up the entire drive-thru theater, thereby ruining the smell-o-vision version of Saw XVIII.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid until 3/11/11. Must activate pass by 6/10/11, pass expires 100 days from activation date. Online registration required. Valid only for 1 vehicle. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Waves Car Wash
Though it has adopted advanced technology in its cleaning tunnels, Waves Car Wash still powers some of its services with the original drier: the sun. On the roof are 160 solar panels that soak up rays, fueling up to 20% of the facility's electrical output. The panels reflect Waves Car Wash's emphasis on green initiatives—others include biodegradable cleaning products and a recycling system for waste water. The shop also channels its vehicle-sprucing expertise to benefit charitable programs such as Wash for a Cause and Wash Away Thirst.
Meticulous treatments and a familial ambiance have enabled the wash spot to achieve its current level of altruism. Car washes ranked from Basic to Extreme glamorize vehicles with water, wax, and wheel pampering. Detailing, buffing, and headlight-restoration services leave cars looking so flashy that they'll begin attracting disco balls. Enamored patrons can even join the Always Clean Unlimited Wash Club, which grants them infinite cleanings in exchange for a monthly fee.