Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it’s exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today’s Groupon to Wayne’s World of Paintball. Choose between the following options:
- For $44, you get a paintball outing for two (up to a $94 total value).
- For $79, you get a paintball outing for four (up to a $188 total value).<p>
Each outing includes the following for each person: * Admission (up to a $10 value each) * Equipment rental (up to a $15 value each) * 400 paintballs (up to a $20 value each) * 12 ounces of CO2 (a $2 value each)<p>
Wayne of the eponymous Wayne’s World of Paintball masterminds a complex 60-acre world that immerses pigment-packing warriors aged 10 and older in 15 separate battlefields strewn with huts, forts, abandoned artillery guns, and grounded fighter planes. After strapping themselves with facemasks, goggles, paintball loaders, and semiautomatic Tippmann A-5 markers, combatants can storm one of the many fields ready to splatter paint opponents like contractors splatter painted the Oval Office in the 1980s. Participants scatter past the mesh-covered huts of Checkpoint Charlie, dodging kaleidoscopic whirls and whizzes as they bank south to the Heliport, where they’ll slide past the chopper’s nose en route to the strategic tower outpost. If muscles can muster a northerly march, the multilevel North Base installation demands a tactical assault on two layers of barricades, promising a more heated skirmish than a Revolutionary War–era rap battle.
Wayne’s calendar alerts high-velocity artists when they can storm the fields on an open walk-on day. Typically, these refereed battles fall on weekends that haven’t been invaded by Wayne’s famed 24-hour role-playing events or European monarchy requesting avant-garde portraiture.
Wayne’s World of Paintball requests that all players complete the release waiver, with those under 18 required to have a guardian’s signature.
Wayne's World of Paintball
On Wayne's World of Paintball's 60 acres of land, safety-mask-clad players square off in a variety of different games coordinated by trained referees. Strewn about 15 distinct areas of play, multilevel forts, shacks, and abandoned aircrafts provide ample cover from opposing enemies and unwanted kisses blown from fans on the sidelines. Wayne's battlegrounds include open fields, a woodsball area, and a 2-acre post-apocalyptic town replica. Those seeking fast-paced showdowns can also test their reflexes on a full-size speedball playing field. Wayne's World of Paintball is also known for its regularly scheduled, 24-hour scenario games. Between battles, a covered pavilion gives players a place to rest up, and a pro shop provides paint slingers with reloads of air cartridges and hoppers. Patrons must be at least 10 years old to play at Wayne's.