Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with this Groupon.
$16 for Admission to a Lake Minnetonka Public Cruise for One (Up to $33.45 Value)
The cruise welcomes singles, couples, and families and includes one soft drink or glass of champagne per passenger. You can purchase refills for a discounted rate ($2) along with snacks and offerings at a cash bar. Cruises depart Sundays at 12 p.m., 2 p.m., and 4 p.m. and Mondays at 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. Additional dates and times may be available throughout the season.
Wayzata Bay Charters
With a passion for boating the waters of Lake Minnetoka to take in views of the region's natural beauty and lush green landscapes, Wayzata Bay Charters' owners charter their 60-foot lake cruiser to make the experience accessible to all. The owners decked out their two-level cruiser—which can host up to 60 people—with a full bar, two satellite TVs, satellite radio, a 2,000-watt sound system, and enough helium balloons to keep both the boat and the party afloat. Believing a jaunt on the lake makes for an ideal event whatever the occasion, they've designed packages specifically for weddings and bachelorette parties, and they still offer public cruises to assure everyone has a chance to take to the water.