With the exception of grizzled gold prospectors, every profession requires a healthy set of teeth, which is why hiring managers always ask applicants to bite them during the job interview. Gnaw your way to the top with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning at Webster Dental Care (a $289 value). This Groupon can be used at any of Webster Dental Care's five locations in Lakeview, Portage Park, Hoffman Estates, Cicero, and Skokie.
Webster Dental Care's vast, talented staff includes two of Chicago magazine's Top 40 Dentists: Dr. Gerald Noskin and Dr. Michael Garry. New patients begin 40–60 minute sessions by posing for periapical and bitewing x-rays, which dentists then scan for lesions, tumors, gum-gremlins, and abscesses. All x-rays use digital technology that emits 90% less radiation than older machines, preventing patients from attaining the proportionate strength and speed of a spider. After a thorough exam, a member of the Webster team will carefully scrub each chomper until it glints ostentatiously in the light. Patients return home with a comprehensive treatment plan that keeps teeth feeling fresh until it's time for their next visit.