What You'll Get
For $25, today’s deal gets you a full lawn-fertilizing treatment from Weed Man (up to a $71 value).
Armed to the eyeteeth with the twin cannons of custom nutrients and EPA-approved weed-wreckers, Weed Man's lawn-care commandos will travel up to 40 miles from Middleton, Wisconsin, to rescue innocent yards from the scourge of their thistle-topped brethren. Weed Man's technicians arrive at troubled terraces at predetermined times and zap up to 10,000 square feet of grassy surface with their exclusively brewed fertilizer, promoting increased oxygen flow and bolstering blade esteem with a slow-release collection of nutrients, including nitrogen, phosphorus, and gardenium. Depending on the time of year, Weed Man’s granular garden brew keeps yards well nourished for up to eight weeks, making them more equipped to battle weeds, seasonal illnesses, and inferiority complexes from being walked on by humans.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Call ahead for service area validity. By appointment only. New customers only. Valid for yards up to 10,000 sq ft. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.