What You'll Get
Like a pair of shapely legs, a well-kept yard can earn impressed whistles from neighbors and the unwanted attention of canines. Drive dogs and onlookers wild with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a full lawn-fertilizing treatment and winter weed spray from Weed Man Lawn Care (up to a $55 value). Armed to the eyeteeth with the twin cannons of custom nutrients and EPA-approved weed-wreckers, Weed Man's lawn-care commandos rescue innocent yards from the scourge of their thistle-topped brethren. Weed Man's technicians zap up to 3,000 square feet of grassy surface with their exclusively brewed fertilizer, promoting increased oxygen flow and bolstering blade esteem with a slow-release collection of nutrients, including nitrogen, phosphorus, and gardenium. Finally, Weed Man’s winter treatment strips dormant dandelions of their protective parkas and yard-stalking livelihoods, forcing nature's ne'er-do-wells to earn money as ice-fishing bait and stand-ins for bouquet chorus scenes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts, must be used for a different lawn. By appointment only. Valid for 3000 sq. ft., fee may apply for add'l sq. ft. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Weed Man
For more than four decades, Weed Man's licensed-and-trained lawn-beautifying experts have tended to local lawns with custom blends of fertilizer, environmentally sound pest-control solutions, and knowledge gleaned from both living and working in the community. Created exclusively for Weed Man, the technicians' slow-release granular fertilizer nurtures lawns over a period of several weeks, and seeding and aeration promote continued green growth. Advice that aims to assist with local lawn problems helps inform patrons online, illuminating seasonal troubles, gardening trends, and the astrological signs of various plants.