Unkempt lawns, like heads shampooed with Mountain Dew, are plagued with stunted growth, premature bald spots, and a neon-yellow tinge. Feed lawns to help them flourish with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a fertilization treatment for a full lawn (up to 7,000 sq. ft.) from Weed Man Lawn Care (up to a $58.75 value). Today's deal is valid in Lorain, Medina, Cuyahoga, Portage, Geauga, and Lake Counties only.

The expert lawn specialists at Weed Man Lawn Care nurse yards to health with an eco-friendly cocktail of slow-release granular fertilizer customized for each grassplot. Composed of all-natural ingredients including nitrogen, phosphorous, and potassium, the exclusive blend of fertilizer combats grass diseases and insect and nosy-neighbor infestations. Additionally, a heavy dosage of EPA-approved weed control imparts each granule with disdain for leafy yard aliens, causing it to seek out and attempt to destroy invasive weeds of all types. The treatment packs enough earth food to nourish lawns for 4–8 weeks depending on the time of year, and like naps, is safe for people and pets.