The ground is filled with more than semicursed treasure chests and fully candied dinosaur bones. Let nature's soil sitters watch over your subterranean cache with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a spring tune-up package, including spring weed control and fertilizer application, (a $202.98 value, including HST) from Weed Man, servicing St. Catharines, Thorold, Grimsby, and Stoney Creek.

Weed Man jumpstarts growing season with three Nature's Touch organic lawn-care services treating up to 4,500 square feet (larger lawns are charged at standard rate per extra square footage and will be treated on multiple visits). Licensed technicians, who earned their Weed Man uniform through a combination of ongoing training and vision quests, enrich the soil with five-star foliage dining, lushify grass blades, bulk root systems, and awaken hibernating microorganisms hungry to chow down on thatch with the Vital-Lawn fertilization. The Rootbuilder mechanical core aeration redistributes lawn nutrients as hollow coring tines roll over the lawn, puncturing soil and removing small plugs. Left on the lawn, the plugs break down and re-enter the soil in 7–10 days, bathing the lawn with a fresh layer of microscopic soil soldiers that thumb-wrestle lawn disease and break down excess plant matter.

Techs also conduct a comprehensive lawn analysis to assess lawn health, instructing sod owners on managing issues from basic diseases to optimizing nutrient composition in sandy or heavier clay soils. The result is a healthier lawn that naturally filters gasses and chemicals, prevents erosion through a stronger root system, and draws covetous glances from neighbouring rabbit populations.