The first incarnation of cinema, shadow puppets on cave walls, failed miserably when fickle Cro-Magnon audiences stopped caring about the stale relationship between rabbits and eagles. Appreciate the evolution of cinema with today's Groupon: for $30, you get six movie tickets from Weekly Cinema. Although the website offers six tickets for $29.99, that price point requires signing up for a paid subscription, whereas this Groupon allows moviegoers to continue life as a marionette-turned-human with no strings attached. The six tickets can be split up for different movies or used all at once.
Weekly Cinema is a movie-watcher club that provides discount tickets that are valid for use at most cinema theaters across the nation. Upon purchasing today's Groupon, you will have 45 days to claim the tickets at WeeklyCinema.com, after which you will have 90 additional days to redeem the tickets at Fandango.com. Each ticket has up to a $10 value and can be used toward any regular movie (not including IMAX, 3-D, or the futuristic Betamax, which has been patiently awaiting its day in the cinematic sun since its inception). For detailed instructions on how to use the Weekly Cinema tickets, click here or instruct a nearby cat to walk across the keyboard and hope for the best.