The first incarnation of cinema, shadow puppets on cave walls, failed miserably when fickle Cro-Magnon audiences stopped caring about the stale relationship between rabbits and eagles. Appreciate the evolution of cinema with today's Groupon: for $5, you get one movie ticket from Weekly Cinema (up to a $10 value).
Weekly Cinema is a movie-watcher club that provides discount tickets that are valid for use at most cinema theaters across the nation. Upon purchasing today's Groupon, you will have 45 days to claim your ticket at WeeklyCinema.com, after which you will have 90 additional days to redeem the ticket at Fandango.com. Each ticket has up to a $10 value and can be used toward any movie, including IMAX, 3-D, and the futuristic Betamax, which has been patiently awaiting its day in the cinematic sun since its inception. For detailed instructions on how to use the Weekly Cinema ticket, click here or instruct a nearby cat to walk across the keyboard and hope for the best.