Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $10, you get $20 worth of environmentally friendly dry cleaning at Weldon Cleaners, at either of its two locations in Overland Park.

The friendly folks at Weldon Cleaners have pursued aqua-free cleaning since 1982 and have been using environmentally friendly GreenEarth products since 2002. GreenEarth's cleaning products replace traditional petroleum-based solvents with liquid silicone, a gentle solution made from sand that has been ground down over millennia by sea urchin sand grinders in Mother Earth's very own sand factory. Rather than attack your garments with harsh petroleum-based products, Weldon will ensure your blouses, slacks, sweaters, sport coats, and skirts are begged their pardon and cleaned as gently as possible (at $6.50 per garment). Rush off to a job interview or business potluck in a freshly pressed, odor-free two-piece suit or dress ($13). Weldon's coat- cleaning service will help you finally eliminate the squash remains that accumulated on your lapel during last year's Great Pumpkin séance (starting at $12).

The customer service at this family-owned business is impressive and will have you writing "Dear John" letters to Dear John's Discount Chemical Shirt Cleanery. While enjoying the service provided by Weldon, their eco-friendly stance can help you shed the guilt-ridden mental images of self-flagellating bald eagles you usually associate with wardrobe-based activities.

Valid for new clients only. This Groupon is not valid toward delivery or for the cleaning of leather, rugs, drapery, comforters, or duvet covers.