Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon to Well Expo at the Exhibition Hall of Alliant Energy Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $5, you get two one-day admissions (up to a $10 value).
• For $9, you get four one-day admissions (up to a $20 value).<p>

Admissions are valid on either Saturday, January 28, or Sunday, January 29, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Well Expo assists visitors in discovering new local resources for medical care, healthy food, exercise, and weight loss by congregating nearly 100 vendor booths and 40 lectures during two days. After perusing and meeting with Well Expo’s many exhibitors, guests can sit in on inclusive talks and demos on achieving dental wellness, an athletic-wear fashion show, and a doctor-administered demonstration on how closet monsters can be used to cure hiccups. Attendees can also sit in on main-stage presentations, such as a question-and-answer panel on health topics with local physicians or nutrition consultant Tracie Hittman’s speech on living gluten-free. In addition to its plentiful events and displays, Well Expo doles out a smattering of goody-bag giveaways brimming with accessories such as the latest trends in blood-pressure cuffs.