Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they'd always have somewhere to hang their hat. Save yourself the grooming time and hang your Stetson with today’s Groupon. For $99, you get a one-night stay and a chocolate-covered-strawberry package at The Weller Haus Bed and Breakfast in Bellevue. This deal also gets you one free night for a future stay if that reservation is booked during your Groupon stay. Only two people are allowed per room.

Boasting a charmingly rustic décor of elaborate antique furnishings, soothing tones, and fetching artwork—as well as an innkeeper with 20 years of travel-industry experience—The Weller Haus Bed and Breakfast envelops visitors in a relaxing atmosphere buttressed by enjoyable amenities. Of the five available rooms, four offer Jacuzzis and fireplaces, three have the option of receiving breakfast in bed, and one contains a suit of armor that doubles as a TV antenna. All visitors have access to a beautiful outdoor garden, dining room, private bath, iPod docks, in-room coffee service, heated mattress pads, flat-screen TVs, DVD players, cable, and secret trap doors that lead to an underground temple housing precious Sankara stones. Additionally, each stay includes breakfast (either in-room or in the inn's dining area) and complimentary chocolate-covered strawberries—the most sensuous food on earth after turnips and raw cabbage.

A relaxing stay at an elegant bed and breakfast is much more enjoyable than visiting a trendy bed-of-breakfast, with its messy scrambled-egg mattresses and uncomfortable biscuit pillows. With rooms in two neighboring 1880s historic homes, The Weller Haus provides a charming abode where patrons can relax in a historic setting with updated amenities—avoiding undependable lightning-powered lamps and Atari-game systems. The Weller Haus provides a homey home-away-from-home for any out-of-town guests you're anticipating, as well as a surprise gift "vacation" for temporarily vacationing someone out of your life. Call ahead to make your reservation.

Reviews

Bed and Breakfasters give The Weller Haus Bed and Breakfast an average of five stars, and TripAdvisors give it four. The Weller Haus has over 100 fans on Facebook:

• Our stay was perfect. The room had everything we needed and more, and the breakfast was amazing! We needed a weekend away and this was the perfect way to spend our weekend! – Richard and Kellie Canter's stay at the Weller Haus, Bed and Breakfast
• Had a great time at Weller Haus. The rooms were decorated very nicely and you could tell that the overall upkeep of the property is meticulous. Breakfast was excellent with tons of food. I loved the french toast. Weller Haus is also in a great location. We were able to get to downtown Cincinnati in minutes. – hurstjd, TripAdvisor